Sunday, July 30, 2017

For the Men

Yes, it's another post about the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. But fear not--it has nothing to do with you, woman. By this time, we have purchased all of the cardigans, boots and beauty essentials one could ever hope for. But, what I haven't talked about is the fact that LITERALLY 60% of the men's department at Nordstrom is currently on the Anniversary sale. Even if I didn't care what Scott dressed like (which I do), I would still only dress him in the Nordstrom Smartcare shirts & pants. Additionally, I have every intention of buying Hunter smartcare as soon as he is done shitting himself. ('cause, parenting!) Smartcare is 100% cotton ,wrinkle-free, wrinkle-resistant fabric that holds it's shape. Real talk--it's the only shirts that Scott wears because there is not a chance in hell that I am going to iron them. HARD PASS. Not to mention, they even have smartcare dress pants that come in 3 different styles, 3 different inseams, and a plethora of waist sizes.

The anniversary sale is still pretty stacked in the men's department so whether you are 'buying now, wearing now' or even buying to put away from a holiday, now's the time to get your man the clothing that will change BOTH of your lives!

(you're welcome.)
Nordstrom Smartcare 'georgetown' dress pants $48.90
This is a new cut for Nordstrom and they are AMAZING. They are a tapered, slim leg and an all around better fit for the more modern man. I made Scott put them on so you can see the length. Scott is 6 foot and is wearing the 32 inseam. *He also said they are very comfortable and he loves the modern fit.

And, the other Smartcare pants. All come out of the dryer wrinkle-free. Additionally, they come in a plethora of sizes and inseams! 
for the sake of time, I wanted to just highlight the 2 different fits on the smartcare dress shirts. When it comes to pattern and colors---whatever you wish for. seriously, so many options! **And again, with the price...I like to call that "target prices". 
Tommy John-- the best underwear money can buy...I so wish I was kidding. So, I couldn't get myself to screen shot the front of this model. We've all seen boxer briefs before. But in all seriousness...THESE. Made with 90% micromodal (silky soft) and spandex (awesome stretch), these trunks are the best of the best. They are a little pricey at $20.90 a pair but it's money well spent. 
All Hail the king of shoes: Cole Haan. First, they partnered with Nike and made Nike air Cole Haan dress shoes--men of the world rejoiced. Now, they made a shoe with an innovative cushioning foam that gives you all day relief and comfort. In other words--insanely comfortable and incredibly stylist. 
And last, but certainly not least, the casual wear. I think we can all agree that it's time to update the man's lounge pants. For the love of God, please?? The XXL fleece lined sorority party pants that Scott still tries to wear to Costco on a Sunday literally makes me cringe. *And no one cares that you went to the Chi Omega party in 2006.* While we are at it, let's go ahead and update that beloved North Face jacket that has your fraternity letters on it as well! It's RARE when you see a Patagonia on sale, let alone one that is very neutral. Finally, the Nike advance pants. I get it, looking that these you think "not a chance in hell". But I promise, they are so comfortable on and you will find that the tapered leg isn't a bother, not to mention, it's a slimming look!

Happy shopping to all!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

My Target shoe haul

You don't have to know me to know my love for Target. Hell, you don't have to know any 30 year-old mom to know their love for Target. Actually, let me take that a little further; YOU AREN'T AMERICAN IF YOU DON'T LOVE TARGET. Ok, that's pushing it. But, there are days that I wake up thinking "I have to parent again. All day long. Maybe if I run to Target, pick up a grande misto from Starbucks INSIDE Target, and walk around, I'll feel a little better." And ya know what, it usually works! #basic

This past weekend I went on one of my typical "just going to run to Target from some La Croix!" trips and, of course, they were putting out their Fall shoes. Damn it. SHIT. My weak spot. How do you expect a sleep-deprived mother of 2 to walk away from $27.99 neoprene shoes that look IDENTICAL to a pair of $70 Steve Maddens? 

I'm currently looking into a 12-step program for people like me but until then---check out my target shoe haul!




The below comparisons look SUPER (sarcasm) professional but it gets the point across---WHAT?!?!


















Just cause they are adorable...$27.99

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Anniversary round up...take 4. THINGS I NEED NOW

This year, Nordstrom is doing things a little different. They are really focusing on "buy now, wear now" fashion. And it's working. I am amazing at the amount of product that is already sold out and the amount of goods that are quickly dwindling down! I wanted to highlight just a few of my favorite things to wear (and use) year round.

And seriously, the candles are the absolute best. (I usually but 2 packs and break them up for Christmas gifts!)
Voluspa Maison Blanc three pack $29.90
I have yet to meet a Voluspa candle that I didn't love the smell of. Seriously. Not too sweet, not too floral. Just clean and fresh.

Cole Haan Velvet sneaker $84.90
Whether we like it or not, velvet is back again this year. (insert awkward smile here.) I still can't get myself to love the crushed velvet look but I can totally get behind these Cole Haan velvet sneaks. Subtle but fashionable but overall, insanely comfortable.

Soprano Stripe Off the shoulder tee $22.90
I mean, it's target price.

Trouve Wrap Blouse $45.90
Hey, mama's, this top was made for us! It's a wrap top that is not too fussy but nursing friendly! And, you can totally wear it after nursing. I've tried it on and I've seen A LOT of different body types try it on as well and it's amazing. 
Franco Sarto Matisse Bootie $99.90
PRAISE JESUS!!!! The perfect heel height bootie! Not to mention, Franco Sarto makes a killer shoe. Sups comfy!

Leith Ballet Crop Wide leg Ponte jumpsuit $49.90
I'm down' it. I'm going to rock the jumpsuits this year. I held off long enough and these 2 are the perfect addition to a dress full closet. Wear it with sneaks for a casual look, or heels for the perfect night out. (Or, in my case, a day that I sleep more than 6 hours and feel like a total BA.)

Topshop Spot Strappy Culotte Jumpsuit $52.90
Again, 100% doing this.

Caslon Long Sleeve Crewneck Tee $19.90
If you get anything this sale...get these. In every color. I wish I was kidding. The perfect length to wear with skinny jeans, or if you are shorter, leggings. great layering piece and so incredibly comfortable! Washes well too!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Anniversary round up. TAKE 2...KIDDOS.

Let's be real-- The #nsale has a ton darling baby clothes. Like, pit-in-my-stomach cute. But now a days, with a rambunctious 2 year old and a 3 month old that throws up ALL THE DAMN time, you'll find us shopping cat & jack at target. Cause, priorities. 

HOWEVER, Nordstrom hit a home run this year with baby GEAR. yeah, they've got strollers & carseats, oh my! But, 2 of the baby items I literally cannot live without are on the sale and I will officially be come "that mom" that is buying extra blankets to hide, just in case we lose one...someday.  
The holy grail of playpens.This Acts as an activity gym AND a bed. It's got a soft, removable mattress, a mosquito net (praise!), toys, AND....IT'S UV 50+. The only real question is: Can I fit in it?
I mean. Do I really need to discuss this? sizes 8 (toddler) up to a size 13 in women's? K, see ya. 
At this point, just take all my money. 
As if they will actually still be available by day 2. But---WHAT?!
Do you're self a favor. Splurge. This is the ONLY blanket Hadley will sleep with and if she doesn't have it--you better find it. And yes, I will be buying 1-2 more not because I'm totally unrealistic but if she were to ever lose hers, I shutter to think of what will become of me. 
Another "mommy must" for our house. It ha sa flexible straw so kiddos can make sure to drink everything. Easy closure, spill proof, easy to grab.

Ok, no. This clearly isn't for every kid. But, I want to draw attention to Tucker & Tate. I've got a few items by them and it holds up so well! Stains come right out, doesn't shrink, and holds it shape. Not to mention, something like this is reversible--that's like a 2 for 1 deal, right?
These. Holy shit, THESE. prior to having Hadley 2.5 years ago I had heard horror stories about people going through TONS of bottles just trying to find the one that would work. Hadley took to these so incredible well, I thought it was a fluke. Then a girlfriend of mine had her daughter try them. Same thing. Now, Hunter...sucks it down as if it's the real deal. "A soft, squeezable bottle features a silicone nipple that mimics breastfeeding and eases breast-to-bottle transitioning." So there. 
Cause it's F-ing adorable. And it gets cold in Kansas.

Anniversary round up...take 3. ACTIVE

For sake of time I am only picturing 3 items but that doesn't mean the active department insane! 
First off, The only style of legging that will be on the sale is the high waisted legging. Don't flip...that's because they are the best. sits right above your belly button, holds everything in, and isn't see-thru. Yes--they have a ton of styles of these leggings so no worries there. 

I may, or may not, have this exact same cardi from last year in 2 colors. OH MY GEE. Oh, and did I mention that it has a snap closure at the neck the could double as a nursing top? You're welcome. 
It's like all of my favorite words, in one style. high waist? check. relaxed? check. leggings? check. POCKETS?! duh. 

For those "edgy" days. 




Anniversary round up. TAKE 1.


Ahhh, my love/hate relationship with the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year for any consumer. The best items, at the best prices, at the best store, for only 28 days. After that 28th day, it all goes back to regular price, that's if there is anything left!

For those of you that do not know who I am or what I do let me (re) introduce myself. I'm Amy. I work in the visual department at Nordstrom. Which really means, anything you see in a store that is not for sale, we are in charge of. Yes, mannequins and windows too. Yes, the holiday set up that has to be executed the night before Thanksgiving. And yes, the set up for the anniversary sale. (Now do you understand the "love/hate" relationship?)

I've been able to look at ALL of the #nsale merchandise for the past 3 weeks and guys, IT'S GOOD. REAL good. Not only are the buys amazing but the discounts are STEEP. Not only are these some of my favorite knitwear looks but, CHECK OUT THE PRICES!